Kids T-Shirts

Description: Now the town is run by horses - now the horses make the laws.

Description: It's the 1952 hit single Cactus Lovers, from Clayton Woodrow and Tammy Jewel! The perfect gift for your favourite spiky pal.

Description: Yeeeehaw! Get yourself some official apparel from Mockery Manor's rootin' tootin' new park, Claytonville!

Description: The official logo of Long Cat Media circa March 2023!

Description: The official logo of Long Cat Media, circa March 2023!

Description: The logo for our Magenta Presents miniseries, Ghosted...

Description: Gasp! It's the logo from our new horror anthology series Magenta Presents

Description: A hand-cut lino print by Laurence Owen, depicting Beth looking up at the stranger on the widow's walk, from the Magenta Presents miniseries Ghosted.

Description: It's Rebecca Pitt's spectacular logo for Mockery Manor from Season Two onwards.

Description: Come on down to Baba Yaga's Fried Chicken Hut at Dunkelschloss theme park - for the best fried chicken in Germany!

Description: Did you ride the Trousers Meowsers Mega-Coaster at Dunkelschloss in 1992? Buy this for the bragging rights.

Description: Gaze into your future with Madame Magenta's Patented Palmistry Practice!

Description: Gaze into your future with Madame Magenta's Patented Palmistry Practice!

Description: Come travellers and friends, gather round... tuppence a broadsheet, good sir! Well, sort of. The lyrics of Cut and Run, from The Ballad of Anne & Mary, presented as an 18th Century broadside ballad.

Description: Come travellers and friends, gather round... tuppence a broadsheet, good sir! Well, sort of. The lyrics of Cut and Run, from The Ballad of Anne & Mary, presented as an 18th Century broadside ballad.

Description: Greetings, Fan of the Esoteric!

Description: It's Magenta!

Description: The podcast title logo for Anne & Mary

Description: A magical land of fairy tales in the heart of the Black Forest.

Description: Dunkelschloss's homegrown metal sensation Frostwald.

Description: Alasdair Beckett-King's artwork for Mockery Manor S1.

Description: Just the logo, straight up

Description: Official 1989 tour merch from obscure underground new wave one-hit-wonder Foucault's Pendulum

Description: Everyone's favourite multinational entertainment megacorp

Description: Hello, My Name Is K... JJ Armstrong.

Description: Trousers Meowsers! It's Mr Crackles' catchphrase!

Description: Official 1989 tour merch from perky pint-size pop sensation Lydia.

Description: Fresh from Margot's gramophone! The original shellac record 'Are You A Memory?' from the Alfred Mockery Orchestra, feat Max Vibrato.